A English teacher spent a lot of time
An English teacher spent a lot of time marking grammatical errors in her students’ written work. She wasn’t sure how much impact she was having until one overly busy day…
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A woman was shopping
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce,…
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A English teacher asked her class
An English teacher asked her class to write an essay on what they’d do if they had a million dollars. Alec handed in a blank sheet of paper. “Alec!” yelled…
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Two hunters get up early one morning
Two hunters get up early one morning to go hunting. They live way out in the country, so all they have to do is walk from the first hunter’s house…
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A woman goes into a tattoo parlor
A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh, right up just below her bikini…
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A new firefighter was being trained
A new firefighter was being trained by an old fire chief. “How would you react if a sudden fire flared up on the front of the building?” asked the fire…
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John and Sam
One day John looks over the fence and spies Sam’s wife, undressed, watering the garden. When Sam gets home from work, John brags to him that he’s seen his wife…
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A man and his wife to a Broadway show
A man took his wife to a Broadway show. During the first intermission he had to use the bathroom in the worst way, so he hurried to find the bathrooms….
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A man was driving down the road
A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window. The bee said, “What seems to be the…
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A doctor just finishes his check up
A doctor just finishes his check up with a man. Dr: I’ve got good new and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Patient: I guess the bad…
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A little guy gets on a plane
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next…
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Two hunters Paul and Kurt
Two hunters, Paul and Kurt, were in a lodge, making small talk. Paul asked Kurt, “So, what do you hunt?” Kurt answered, “I hunt unicorns.” Paul was startled, but said,…
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Three women were sitting
Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their love lives. One woman said, “I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can drill like he…
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A band director was having a lot
A band director was having a lot of trouble with one of his drummers. He talked and talked and talked with the drummer, but performance didn’t improve. Finally, in front…
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A pick pocket was up in court
A pick pocket was up in court for a series of petty crimes. The judge said, “Sir, you are hereby fined $100.” The lawyer stood up and said, “Thanks, your…
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Three elderly men are talking a walk
Three elderly men are talking a walk outside their nursing home. The first one says, “Windy, isn’t it?” The second one says, “No, it’s Thursday!” The third one says, “So…
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A old woman is upset
An old woman is upset at her husband’s funeral. “You have him in a brown suit and I wanted him in a blue suit.” The mortician says, “We’ll take care…
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Two guys are walking through
Two guys are walking through a game park & they come across a lion that has not eaten for days. The lion starts chasing the two men. They run as…