Clean Jokes

Steve got a job as a lumberjack and on his first day his boss gave him a chainsaw. “here you go. now get to it.” Steve took the chainsaw, and…

A guy comes home from work and he is quite upset. His wife looks worried and asks him what’s wrong. He shakes his head and refuses to say anything. Later,…

A blonde is pregnant, and is practically 9 months along. She goes to see her doctor for a routine check-up, but she is worried. She asks, “What if the baby…

The teacher was teaching the kids about starvation. Being a good teacher, she decided to call on selected students to draw a picture of starvation on the board. Sue went…

A man sits down on a bar stool and tells the bartender, “Pour me a drink before the trouble starts.” The bartender looks puzzled, but pours him a drink. The…

A man drove past a traffic camera and saw it flash. He couldn’t believe he had been caught speeding when he was driving below the speed limit for once! He…

A boy who was a witness to a crime was called to testify in court. He was approached by the defense attorney who asked, “Did anyone tell you what to…

A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn’t paying attention, so she asks him, “If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot…

Two boys go into a forest and walk around Suddenly they see a undressed women, then one of the boys run away. The other chases after him. The boy asked…

One day a man goes to the beach to get a tan, he is wearing no clothes except for a newspaper to cover his privates. A little girl walk up…

There are three friends. Shut the hell up, Your manners, and Bear Shit. One day they’re in the woods and bear shit gets lost and your manners looks for him….

Four fathers are talking about their sons. The first father says, “my sons a successful doctor. He’s so rich, he just bought his best friend a Lamborghini”. The second father…

A school teacher used to take a short nap every afternoon. When his pupils asked him why he did so, he said that he went to dreamland to meet ancient…

One night the Hodja looked into his well and saw there the reflection of the full moon. “Oh no!” he exclaimed. “The moon has fallen from the sky and into…

Two little boys are going to the hospital the next day for operations. Theirs will be first on the schedule. Two boys hospital joke story The older boy leans over…

There was once a businessman who was sitting by the beach in a small Brazilian village. As he sat, he saw a Brazilian fisherman rowing a small boat towards the…

A rancher was minding his own business when an FBI agent came up up to him and said, “We got a tip that you may be growing illegal drugs on…

A man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out…