A overweight blonde consulted her doctor
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice. The doctor advised that she run 10 miles a day for 30 days. This, he promised, would help her lose as much…
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A man is sitting on a train across
A man is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of…
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Two dwarfs go into a bar
Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two call girls and take them to their separate hotel rooms. The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an…
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A doctor goes to his office
A doctor goes to his office one Monday and is shocked to find that it has been ransacked and the files have all been mixed up. He sees the file…
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A chemistry teacher wanted to teach
A chemistry teacher wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass…
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The doctor came out and said
One day, after a man had his annual physical, the doctor came out and said, “You had a great checkup. Is there anything that you’d like to talk about or…
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Peter met him at the gates of heaven
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven. “Sorry, old man,” Peter said, “But I can’t let you in. You see the big book here…
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A Irishman walks into a bar
An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn….
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A blind man walks into a restaurant
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. “I’m sorry,…
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A woman went down to the Welfare Office
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, “How many children do you have?” “Ten,” she replied. “What are their names?” he…
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A old man was having his annual checkup
An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. “I’ve never been better!” he boasted. “I’ve got an eighteen year…
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A man went fishing one day
A man went fishing one day. He looked over the side of his boat and saw a snake with a frog in its mouth. Feeling sorry for the frog, he…
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A very shy guy goes into a pub
A very shy guy goes into a pub on Valentine’s Day night and sees a beautiful young woman sitting alone at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his…
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Two bikers were talking at a bar
Two bikers were talking at a bar. “How’s married life?” asks the first. “It’s fine,” says the second. “How’s the make love?” asks the first. “Fine,” says the second, “At…
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Three young women are at a cocktail party
Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position in life, and it’s clear that they’re trying to one-up each other. The first one says,…
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Two lawyers arrive at the pub
Two lawyers arrive at the pub and order a couple of drinks. They then take sandwiches from their briefcases and began to eat. Seeing this, the angry publican approaches them…
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He says to the doctor
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says to the doctor, “Doctor, I think my wife is deaf because she never hears me the…
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What seems to be the problem
“Doctor, I need your help,” the woman says. “What seems to be the problem?” “My husband just doesn’t satisfy me sensual. What can I do?” “Hmmm. That’s a bit out…