A man walks into the front door of a bar
A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and, with a belch, asks…
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Two men were hunting deer when a large bear
Two men were hunting deer when a large bear rears up and begins to charge them. The one man puts his running shoes on and begins to run with the…
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Two elderly ladies are sitting
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One old lady turns to the other and asks, “Do you still get horny?” The other replies, “Oh sure…
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Two blondes Carol and Patty
Two blondes, Carol and Patty, were walking down the street. Carol noticed a compact on the sidewalk and leaned down to pick it up. She opened it, looked in the…
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A elderly man goes into his doctor
An elderly man goes into his doctor’s office for an annual physical. After a while, the doctor comes out and says: “I’m sorry, Bill, but we have discovered you have…
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A guy is stranded on a desert island
A guy is stranded on a desert island all alone for ten years. One day he sees a speck on the horizon. He thinks to himself, “It’s not a ship.”…
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Two guys walking down the street talking
Two guys walking down the street talking. One says to the other, “I wish I had a million dollars.” The second guy says, “Oh, I’m working on my second million.”…
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He asked his boss for two more weeks off
A guy had just returned from two weeks of vacation. He asked his boss for two more weeks off to get married. “What?” shouted the boss, “I can’t give you…
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A middle aged man goes into the doctor
A middle aged man goes into the doctor’s office for a check-up with a litany of complaints. The doctor speaks to the man’s wife alone and says, “There is nothing…
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A 87 year-old man went to the doctor
An 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady…
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A magazine reporter is traveling through
A magazine reporter is traveling through a rain forest, in search of a fabled cannibalistic tribe. He falls into a trap, goes unconscious and wakes up tied to a stake…
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A blonde is speaking to a psychiatrist
A blonde is speaking to a psychiatrist. Blonde, “I’m on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me.” Psychiatrist, “Don’t you have a…
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A bus load of politicians
A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon, when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in…
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A man is dining in a fancy restaurant
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out since he sat down, but…
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A woman went to see her psychiatrist
A woman went to see her psychiatrist. “I’m really concerned,” she said. “The other day I found my daughter and the little boy next door together, undressed, examining each other’s…
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A old man is sitting on his porch
An old man is sitting on his porch when he sees a young boy walking down the street dragging something behind him. He calls out to the boy, “Hey son,…
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A man calls home to his wife
A man calls home to his wife and says, “Honey I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of…
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A woman with a minor injury
A woman with a minor injury was at the hospital because her doctor said she wanted to take a closer look at it to make sure everything was all right….