A man comes home from work
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her fronts in the mirror. He asks, “What are you doing?” She replies, “I went to the doctor today,…
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The little daughter asked her mother
The little daughter asked her mother, “How do you make a baby?” The mother didn’t know how to react. So she thought real hard, “Well, daddy hugged mommy really hard…
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A wife arriving home from a shopping
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband in bed with a lovely young woman. Just as the wife was about to storm out…
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A blonde was complaining to her friend
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. Her friend tells her “Go do something to prove them wrong! Why don’t you learn all…
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A man visiting a doctor
A man visiting a doctor says, “Doctor I just dropped in to tell you how much I benefited from your treatment.” The doctor replied, “But you are not one of…
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A couple comes up to a wishing well
A couple comes up to a wishing well. The guy leans over, makes a wish, and throws in a penny. His wife decides to make a wish, too, but she…
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Two guys are out hunting deer
Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy asks, “Did you see that?” “No,” the second guy says. “Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead,” the first guy says….
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Mr. Rabinowicz goes to the doctor
Mr. Rabinowicz goes to the doctor for a check up. After extensive tests the doctor tells him, “I’m afraid I have some bad news for you. You only have six…
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Teacher & Johnny
Teacher: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have? Johnny: One dollar. Teacher(sadly): You don’t know your arithmetic. Johnny(sadly): You…
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Three guys are discussing women
Three guys are discussing women. “I like to watch a woman’s melons best,” the first guy says. The second says, “I like to look at a woman’s bum.” He asks…
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A Hunter walking through the jungle
A Hunter walking through the jungle found a huge dead elephant with a pigmy standing beside it. Amazed, he asked: “Did you kill that?” The pigmy said “Yes.” The hunter…
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A lawyer is talking to his client
A lawyer is talking to his client. He says, “I have some good news, and I have some bad news.” The client says, “I could use some good news. What…
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Two men are in a bar getting drunk
Two men are in a bar getting drunk. Suddenly one of them throws up all over himself. He says, “Oh, no. Now my wife will kill me”. His friend says,…
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The defense lawyer asks Sam
The old man was a witness in a burglary trial. The defense lawyer asks Sam, “Did you see my client commit this burglary?” “Yes,” said Sam, “I saw him plainly…
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Mrs. McNick asked her class
The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. McNick, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?” No one answered until little Mary stood up,…
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A co-worker told John
A co-worker told John that John’s wife was being unfaithful everyday at 1:30 in the afternoon with John’s best friend. Worried and hurt, John ran home at 1:30 to see…
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The family gathered for a big dinner together
As the family gathered for a big dinner together, the youngest son announced that he had just signed up at an army recruiter’s office. There were audible gasps around the…
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Two men went bear hunting
Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only…