Three women worked in the same office
Three women worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, the boss left work early. One day, the women decided that when the boss left they…
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A old man who loves to fish
An old man who loves to fish, was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, “Pick me up.” He looked around and couldn’t see…
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A Scotsman drinking in a Havana bar
A Scotsman, drinking in a Havana bar, saw a man with a large black beard enter. He ordered a drink, the bartender served him, he drank it, and then started…
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A female reporter was conducting an interview
A female reporter was conducting an interview with a farmer about Mad Cow Disease. “Mr. Brown, do you have any idea what might be the cause of the disease?” “Sure….
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A man decided to work late
A married man decided to work late to be with his hot secretary, so he called his wife to make up an excuse. After work he invited his secretary to…
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Mrs Potts went to the doctor
Mrs Potts went to the doctor for her annual check up. He told her she needed more activity and recommended make love three times a week. She said to the…
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A elderly man goes into a brothel
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the ancient man and asks how…
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A woman goes to a doctor
A woman goes to a doctor and says, “Doctor, I’ve got a problem. You see, I was born with lady parts. What can you do for me?” The doctor gets…
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A lady goes into the butcher shop
A lady goes into the butcher shop and as she is walking around the store, she spies a beef tongue in the butcher’s counter. The lady asks, “What in the…
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A business man packing for a trip
A business man packing for a trip glances in his briefcase. “Honey?” “Yes, darling?” “Honey,” he says, in mild exasperation, “why do you persist in putting a condom in my…
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Little Johnny and his father
Little Johnny and his father were walking in the park. They saw two dogs having make love. Little Johnny asks, “What are they doing, dad?” Dad replies, “They’re making puppies.”…
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Jack goes to the doctor
Jack goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m having trouble getting my tool self enjoyment. Can you help me?” After a complete examination the doctor tells Jack, “Well, the…
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A elderly couple had been dating
An elderly couple had been dating for some time. Finally, they decided it was time for marriage. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation…
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A man and a woman were discussing
A man and a woman were discussing the worst pain a person could possibly experience. “Without doubt, there is nothing more painful in life than childbirth,” said the woman. “Nonsense,”…
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This lady is shopping in a supermarket
This lady is shopping in a supermarket when she notices this handsome muscular boy doing the bagging at one of the checkouts. Making sure she goes through his line she…
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A man walks into a dimly lit bar
A man walks into a dimly lit bar and the bartender asks him, “Why is the front of your shirt all bloody?” His customer answers in a slurred voice, “My…
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Teacher asks Sarah
The first grade class in Brooklyn comes in from recess. Teacher asks Sarah, “What did you do at recess?” Sarah says, “I played in the sand box.” Teacher says, “That’s…
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The tourist in London climbed into a cab
The tourist in London climbed into a cab and noticed by the license that his cab driver’s name was Winston Churchill. Trying to make conversation, he said, “I see your…