The teacher told the class
The teacher told the class that each student could tell the class one thing they got for Christmas. So, the teacher calls on a girl to come up to the…
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A blonde and a brunette were discussing
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends. Brunette: “Last night I had three peak in a row!” Blonde: “That’s nothing; last night I had over a hundred.” Brunette:…
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A woman goes into a tattoo parlor
A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh, right up just below her bikini…
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A man boards a flight
A man boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notices that she is reading a…
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A Irishman been at a pub
An Irishman’s been at a pub all night drinking. The bartender finally says that the bar is closed. So he stands up to leave and falls flat on his face….
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A man is dating three women
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and waits…
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The husband drives her to the airport
An American woman goes to England to attend a 2-week company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife…
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A man went into a bank
A man went into a bank and almost on hands and knees, begged for a loan. He needed the money desperately to feed his family. The banker okay ed the…
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A new firefighter was being trained
A new firefighter was being trained by an old fire chief. “How would you react if a sudden fire flared up on the front of the building?” asked the fire…
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The nurse was walking
The nurse was walking down the hospital corridor when her supervisor spotted her. The supervisor couldn’t believe it: The nurse’s hair was unkempt, her dress wrinkled, and to top off…
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A man returns home a day early
A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It’s after midnight. While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. The man…
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A man was seen fleeing down
A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation. “What’s the matter?” he was asked. He said, “I heard the nurse say, ‘It’s a…
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Mike walks into the bar
Mike walks into the bar and sees Pat sitting at the end of the bar with a big smile on his face. Mike says, “Pat what are you so happy…
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A shy man was feeling a little lucky
A shy man was feeling a little lucky and decided to ask the subdued provocative librarian about seduction as he tended to be oblique in his intentions. “Do you have…
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The husband asked his wife
A married couple was having a conversation. The husband asked his wife: “If I ever win the lottery, what would you do?” The wife’s respond was: “I would take half…
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A hot lady meet a man in pub
A hot lady meet a handsome young man in a pub, after some drinks and a little tipsy the hot lady said to the young man, “My mouth is like…
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Would you mind telling me
“Would you mind telling me, Doctor.” Bob asked, “how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?” “Nothing is easier,” he replied. “You ask him a simple…
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John and Sam
One day John looks over the fence and spies Sam’s wife, undressed, watering the garden. When Sam gets home from work, John brags to him that he’s seen his wife…