The old man placed an order for one hamburger
The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front…
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A woman walks into the City Centralist office
A woman walks into the City Centralist office, trailed by 15 kids .. “WOW,” the social worker exclaims, “Are they ALL yours?” “Yeah, they are all mine,” the flustered mother …
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A elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant
An elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip. When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her…
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A lady was walking down the street
A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, “Hey lady,…
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A hunter spots a grizzly bear
A hunter spots a grizzly bear 1,000 yards away, but due to some thick bushes he can’t get any closer, so he aims his rifle and fires. He can see…
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A young lady came home from a date
A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, “Jeff proposed to me an hour ago.” “Then why are you so sad?” her mother asked….
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A class of 3rd graders return
A class of 3rd graders return from their field trip to the farm and the teacher asks them, “What kind of noises did you hear at the farm?” The first…
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The teacher asked all the students
The teacher asked all the students to write an essay on the subject My Pet. The next day she started checking the homework of everyone. After checking Little Johnny’s essay…
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A couple got married and on their honeymoon
A young couple got married and went away on their honeymoon. After two weeks they came back and finally put away all of the presents they received from friends and…
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The doctor slipped and cut off one of the man
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s balls. To avoid a huge malpractice suit, he decided to replace the ball with on onion….
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Grandpa was showing Johnny around the farm
Grandpa was showing little Johnny around the farm, and when they come to the corral, he explained, “That’s a bull and a cow, and he’s serving her.” A little later…
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The lawyer says to his client
The lawyer says to his client, Bill Shorten, “I have some good news and some bad news.” Bill replies: “I’ve had a bloody awful week, so let’s hear the good…
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A bus driver was plying his regular driving
A bus driver was plying his regular driving route when an old lady got on the bus and sat behind the driver, For every ten minutes into the ride, She…
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Little Mary was not the best student
Little Mary was not the best student in school. Usually, she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me, Mary, who…
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A married couple celebrating their anniversary
A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table…
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A man and a woman were having drinks
A man and a woman were having drinks, getting to know one another and started bantering back and forth about male female issues. They talked about who was better in…
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A judge was interviewing a woman
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in…
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Two blonde girls walk into a department store
Two blonde girls walk into a department store. They walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle. Sharon sprays it on her wrist and smells it,…