A leading professor giving a lecture
A leading professor of make love behavior is giving a lecture to his students, Explaining that people’s overall disposition is directly related to the number of times they have make…
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Two unemployed guys are talking
Two unemployed guys are talking. One says: “I’m going to become a lion-tamer.” The other replies, “That’s crazy, you don’t know nothing about no lion taming.” “Yes I do!” “Well,…
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An 80-year-old man went to the doctor
An 80-year-old man went to the doctor, who was amazed at what good shape he was in. The doctor asked, “Why do you think you have such good health?” The…
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The teacher asked Johnny
On Little Johnny’s first day of school, The teacher asked Johnny what 10+10 is and he said he doesn’t know. So his teacher told him to go home and find…
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A newly married couple was walking through
A newly married couple was walking through a garden, suddenly a dog ran towards them. They both knew it will bite them. The husband lifted his wife and let the…
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A elderly couple is both lying in bed
An elderly couple is both lying in bed one morning, having just woken from a good night’s sleep. He takes her hand and she responds. “Don’t touch me” “Why not.”…
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The doctor and his wife were playing golf
The doctor and his wife were playing golf at the club and she drove a 300-yard tee shot straight down the fairway. The doctor said Wow I have never seen…
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A little boy first day in school
It was a little boy’s first day in school and a teacher was going to play a “guessing” game. She passed out different items to each of the students and…
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She asked him to join her for a drink
While enjoying a drink at the bar a guy decided to try his luck with an attractive young girl sitting alone. To his surprise, she asked him to join her…
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A drunk staggers into a diner and orders
A drunk staggers into a diner and orders a couple of eggs. The waiter, suspecting that they’ve run out, goes back to question the chef. “Hey, Gus, do we have…
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Two hunters were dragging their dead deer
Two hunters were dragging their dead deer back to their car. Another hunter approached pulling his along too. “Hey, I don’t want to tell you how to do something… but…
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A woman goes to her boyfriends parents
A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating…
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A man walked into a bar and ordered a glass
A man walked into a bar and ordered a glass of white wine. He took a sip of the wine, then tossed the remainder into the bartender’s face. Before the…
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The old man finally walked into the doctor
An elderly couple were at home at the wife called out “So, when are you going to the doctor” “I told you, I’ll go when I feel like going.” After…
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Three pregnant women are sitting in a cafe
Three pregnant women are sitting in a cafe having lunch when one of them says. “I know that I’m going to have a boy.” The other two women think about…
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Johnny is taking a shower with his mother
Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, “Mom, what are those things on your chest!?” Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his…
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A cat died and went to Heaven
A cat died and went to Heaven. God met the animal at the Pearly Gates and said, “You have been a good cat all of these years. Anything you want…
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A elderly man travelling by plane
An elderly man travelling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested…