A couple was on their honeymoon
A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, “I have a confession to make, I’m…
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The bride tells her husband
The bride tells her husband, “Honey, you know I’m a pure and I don’t know anything about make love. Can you explain it to me first?” “OK, Sweetheart. Putting it…
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He breaks into a house to look for money
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed….
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A guy goes over to his friend house
A guy goes over to his friend’s house, rings the bell, and the wife answers. “Hi, is Hank home?” he asks. “No, I’m sorry, he’s out running some errands,” she…
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This newly wed couple were on there honeymoon
This newly wed couple were on there honeymoon and where about to have lovemaking: Wife: before we do this i have something i have to tell u. Husband: we’re married…
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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and…
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Two women friends had gone out
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed…
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A wife arrived home and found her husband
A wife arrived home and found her husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged him out of the house, into the tool shed…
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He called his mother from college and asked
A student had spent all his money, so he called his mother from college and asked if she could send him some. “Of course, I’ll send you some money, dear,”…
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A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, “Your husband is suffering from a very severe…
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A woman arrives home from work
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond necklace. He asks his wife, “Where did you get that necklace?” She replies, “I won it…
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Jack and Betty are celebrating
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering — have you ever cheated on me?” “Oh Jack, why would you ask such a question now?…
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Two old men were fishing off a bridge
Two old men were fishing off a bridge as they had done daily for many years. Suddenly a funeral procession came down the road. The one old man reeled in…
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A man boarded an airplane and took his seat
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was…
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A student comes to a young professor
A student comes to a young professor’s office. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. “I would do anything to pass this exam.” She leans closer to…
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A woman and her lover are in bed
A woman and her lover are in bed together when husband comes home. The woman jumps up, shoves the guy in a corner of the bedroom, rubs him down in…
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Donna arrived home from work early
Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in bed with another woman. “That’s it!” she shouted, “I’m leaving and I’m not coming back!” “Wait…
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She confided in him that she was pregnant
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant….