Little Johnny and Billy were engaging
Little Johnny and Billy were engaging in the time-honoured tradition of a verbal battle like little boys all over the world. “My Father is better than your Father!” Billy declared….
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A man walks into a bar one night
On a warm evening, a man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the cheerful-looking bartender and asks for his favourite premium beer. “Certainly, sir. That’ll be…
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Two grooms are having a few beers
Two couples are having their wedding reception in the same hotel, and the two grooms are having a few beers together at the bar. “I bet I make love to…
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Little Johnny was playing in his room
Little Johnny was playing in his room,… when his dad walked in and explained that he and his mom were getting a divorce. “Why Daddy?” asked a confused Little Johnny….
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A man was talking to his elderly father
A middle aged man was talking to his elderly father. “I wanted to thank you dad, I remember when I was younger and first dating girls you gave me a…
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The wife picks up the phone
A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 AM. The wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, replies, “How am I supposed to know?…
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A man stumbles up to the only other patron
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. Why of course, comes the reply. The first man…
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The Man comes home one day
The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office. “How was work, dear?” his wife asks. “Listen! I don’t want to talk about work!” he…
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A old man goes to the doctor
An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, “I need a…
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A guy walks into his doctor office
A guy walks into his doctor’s office and says, “Ddddoc, I’ve bbbeen sssttttuttering ffor yyears and III’m tired of it. Ccccan yyyou hehehelp mmme???” The doc says, “Well, I’ll have…
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A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver
A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over…
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The interviewer calls in the mathematician
A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks “What do two plus two equal?” The mathematician replies “Four.”…
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Little Leroy came into the kitchen
Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what…
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The cop said to the kid
On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next to him was a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop said to the kid,…
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A man went to the Police Station
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “You’ll get your chance in court.” said the…
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A old man is sitting on a park bench crying
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A young jogger comes by and asks him what is the matter. The old man says, “I’m…
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A mother was working in the kitchen
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the…
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Two cannibals meet one day
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem to get a tender missionary. I’ve baked ’em, I’ve roasted ’em, I’ve stewed ’em, I’ve…