A man and a woman were having dinner
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly…
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Four men were bragging about cats
Four men were bragging about how smart their cats are. The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a Chemist, the fourth…
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A man crosses the border each morning on a donkey
A man crosses the border each morning on a donkey and each day, his donkey is loaded with only bags of straw. When he reaches the bridge marking the border,…
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Two old farmers Joe and Bob
Two old farmers, Joe and Bob, lived as neighbors but didn’t like each other much. In 1999, there was a period of 30 degrees centigrade cold and Bob and Joe…
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A old woman is riding in an elevator
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City Building, When a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume….
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She asked her mother to go out
A young woman was preparing for her wedding. She asked her mother to go out and buy a nice long black negligee and carefully place it in her suitcase so…
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Three old ladies are sitting around a table
Three old ladies are sitting around a table playing bridge and bragging about their sons. “My Freddie,” said Margaret, “Everyone should be so lucky to have a son like my…
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He decided to ask his friend for advice
A young man couldn’t decide which girl to marry. He liked one girl, but he really liked another one named Maria, too. He decided to ask his friend for advice….
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A man meets woman at a bar and asks
A man meets woman at a bar and asks her “Would you have lovemaking with me for 10 million dollars?” Without skipping a beat she screams. “Yes!” The man then…
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A magazine reporter is traveling through
A magazine reporter is traveling through a rain forest, in search of a fabled cannibalistic tribe. He falls into a trap, goes unconscious and wakes up tied to a stake…
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A woman was in bed with her lover
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. “Hurry!” she said, “stand in the corner.” She quickly rubbed baby oil all…
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Two guys are driving along in a car
Two guys are driving along in a car when they see two dogs mating in someone’s yard. The driver says, “That is great. My wife and I do that every…
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Mitsy and Milda were talking about their grandchildren
Mitsy and Milda were talking about their grandchildren after the holidays. Mitsy said, “My daughter-in-Law stopped making my grandchildren send their thank you notes. Each year I sent the grandchildren…
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A boy and his father were in a mall
A fifteen-year-old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart…
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Three old ladies were sitting at the dinner table
Three old ladies were sitting at the dinner table discussing their problems with getting old. The first one said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my…
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Three boys were sitting on the curb
Three 7-year-old boys were sitting on the curb one day saying what they wanted to be when they grew up. The first boy said, “When I grow up I want…
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Patrick went to his friend Paddy and said
Friday night, Patrick went to his friend Paddy and said “Paddy, I need a favor I’m sleeping with the bartender’s wife. Can you hold him in the pub for an…
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A little boy and a little girl
A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought…