A boss said to his secretary
A boss said to his secretary, “I want to make love with you, but I will make it very fast. I’ll throw $1,000 on the floor and by the time…
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A old lady wrote letter to her grandson
A letter an 83-year-old lady wrote to her grandson. My dear grandson, Some days ago, I experienced something wonderful, which I want to share with you. I went to a…
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She finds her husband lying on the bed
A mother comes home from work to find that her kids are hiding behind the couch. She asks what’s wrong, and the kids reply that Aunt Sally was in the…
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A farmer walks into a lawyer office
A farmer walks into a lawyer’s office and says: “I’d like to get one of them-that day-vorce-ees” “Yes sir, I believe I can help you” replied the lawyer. “Do you…
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A old man approached the receptionist
A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded doctors waiting room and approached the desk. The Receptionist said, ‘Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?’ ‘There’s something wrong…
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The Madam opens door and sees the kid
A 8-year-old Little Johnny knocks on the door of a night house. The Madam opens door, looks down and sees the kid. “What do you want?” The Johnny says, “I…
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A old man goes to a restaurant and orders
A old man goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish. By the time the food is ready and he is about to eat, the waiter comes back and…
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Little Johnny was out hunting with his dad
Little Johnny was out hunting with his dad late in the year. Dad comes by to see how Johnny is doing. Johnny says, “Except for my wiener getting cold when…
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She had stayed by his bedside every single day
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came…
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A husband went to the police station
A husband went to the police station to file a “missing person” report for his missing wife: Husband: “I lost my wife, she went shopping and hasn’t come back yet.”…
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A lady and her dog were enjoying a stroll
A lady and her dog were enjoying a stroll in the park when her dog was mounted from behind by a large Rottweiler. The Rot was really humping away and…
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Johnny is sitting between his Mum and Dad
Little Johnny is sitting between his Mum and Dad on the sofa and they are playing a game about what sounds animals say. His Mum says “What does a duck…
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A farmer comes home to find his sheepdog
A farmer comes home to find his sheepdog waiting for him. The sheepdog says: “I herded the sheep into the barn, just like you asked!” “You sure you got them…
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The old men Ole and Sven are sitting in the bar
One evening, the 72-year-old men Ole and Sven are sitting in the bar getting drunk. Ole turns to Sven and asks, “Ven do you suppose dose girls are gonna make…
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A old professor who started every class
There was an old professor who started every class with a vulgar joke. After one particularly nasty example, The women in the class decided to walk out the next time…
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An Elderly Wife From Montana
An elderly wife from Montana had an appointment with her doctor to ask for advice on how to treat her husband’s lack of make love drive. “Have you tried pills?”…
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A lady was in a pet store
A lady was in a pet store to buy a parrot. Looking around she noted the prices ranged from $150 to $200. Still wanting to be sure before making any…
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A old man walked out onto a frozen lake
It was a cold winter day. An old man walked out onto a frozen lake for fishing, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line, and waited…