A daughter complained to her father
Once upon a time a daughter complained to her father that her life was miserable and that she didn’t know how she was going to make it. She was tired…
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This guy at a bar just looking at his drink
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for a half hour. Then a big trouble making truck driver steps next to…
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A husband and wife are sitting on the couch
A husband and wife are sitting on the couch watching TV. The wife looks at the husband and he is staring at the ceiling above her head, she looks up…
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A man comes home from working at a pickle factory
A man comes home from working at a pickle factory and he seems troubled. His wife asks him what’s wrong and the man says, “Oh, nothing. I just… well… recently…
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A boy who was a witness to a crime
A boy who was a witness to a crime was called to testify in court. He was approached by the defense attorney who asked, “Did anyone tell you what to…
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A blind man enters a Ladies Bar
A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to…
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Johnny father took him on a fishing trip
Little Johnny’s father took him on a fishing trip to Canada. On returning home after catching only three fish his father says, “The way I figure it each fish cost…
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His boss was mad at him and threatened
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he…
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A husband and wife were at a party chatting
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up. “Oh, we’ll never need that. My husband and I have…
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A secretary walked into her boss
A secretary walked into her boss’s office and said, “I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news for you.” “Why do you always have to give me bad news?” he complained….
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A little girl said Grandpa
A little girl said, “Grandpa, can I sit on your lap? “Why sure you can,” her grandfather replied. As she sat on her grandfather’s lap she said, “Grandpa, can you…
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A teenage daughter and her mother were out shopping
One evening a teenage daughter and her mother were out shopping when they stopped to make a purchase. The young girl greeted the cashier with only a “Hi,” then proceeded…
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She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting
A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband’s two. She…
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A old man comes home and finds his old wife
One day, an 80-year-old man comes home and finds his 80-year-old wife doing a handstand, undressed, against a wall. Shocked, he asks, “What are you doing?” She responds, “I know…
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A very flat-chested woman finally decided
A very flat-chested woman finally decided she needed a corset and set out to town in search of one in her size. She entered an upscale department store and approached…
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The angry husband to a seated next to him in the bar
“That wife of mine is a liar,” said the angry husband to a sympathetic pal seated next to him in the bar. “How do you know?” the friend asked. “She…
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A duck hunter was out enjoying
A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh when he decided to take a leak…. He walked over to a tree and propped up his gun….
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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, “I wish you guys could get…