Billy Bob And Luther Were Talking
Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, “Ya know, I reckon I’m ’bout ready for a vacation… only this year I’m gonna do it…
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Johnny And His Sister Had Been Fighting
Little Johnny and his 13-year-old sister had been fighting a lot. This happens when you combine a headstrong two-year-old with a young adolescent. Johnny’s parents, trying to take advantage of…
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Johnny was decided to ask his dad
Little Johnny was wondering one day and decided to ask his dad… “Dad, how come big dogs can make little dogs and big cats can make little cats but why…
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Johnny, Billy And Tommy Were Walking Home
Little Johnny, Billy, and Tommy were walking home from school one warm spring day. As they were cutting through the alleys and backyards, They happened to look through a h*le…
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A elderly man in a bar had a couple of beers
An elderly man in a bar had a couple of beers, and the bartender told him he owed 4 dollars. “But I paid, don’t you remember?” said the customer. “Okay,”…
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A Husband Says To His Wife
Out on the golf course with his wife, the husband says, “Twenty years ago I had a brief affair. It meant nothing. I hope you can forgive me.” His wife…
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Johnny sees his mother walk out of the shower
Little Johnny sees his mother walk out of the shower and sees her private part. He asks her what is it and she embarrassed reply. “It’s my black sponge honey.”…
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A old couple took an 18-year-old girl as a lodger
An old couple took an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her they didn’t have a…
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Johnny goes into the car showroom
So, old Johnny goes into the car showroom and finds the car he wants to buy: Old Johnny asks the salesman not sell the particular model till the next day,…
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He opens the door
One day, Little Johnny comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother in the kitchen, or the living room, he heads upstairs to check her bedroom. He opens…
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The new bride comes out of the bathroom
On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe. The proud husband says, “My…
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A Sweet Old Lady Is Making Lunch
A sweet old lady is making lunch for her husband one day… She had been making him the same lunch for the past 40 years. His favourite: a sandwich on…
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Little Johnny asks his dad
Little Johnny asks his dad for a telly in his room. His dad reluctantly agrees. Next day Little Johnny comes downstairs and asks, “Dad, what’s love juice” Dad looks horrified…
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A gorgeous waitress comes up and asks
A husband and wife are eating at restaurant for their 20th anniversary. A gorgeous waitress comes up and asks them what they’d like to drink. “Oh my god, you are…
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The Donkey Said To The Tiger
The donkey said to the tiger, ‘The grass is blue.’ Tiger said, ‘No grass is green.’ Then the discussion between the two became intense. Both of them are firm in…
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This woman is driving into a small town
This woman is driving into a small town and slams on the brakes as a goat runs across the road in front of her. Just as she regains her wits…
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A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says. “I’m on…
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Three Policemen at the Pearly Gates
Three police officers were standing in line at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter asked the first officer, “What did you do with your life?” “I was a police officer,” he…