A little boy said Grandpa
A little boy said, “Grandpa, can I sit on your lap? “Why sure you can,” his grandfather replied. As he sat on his grandfather’s lap he said, “Grandpa, can you…
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Two friends went to interview
Two friends went to interview for the same job. They were both in the waiting area when the first friend got called for his interview. The second friend gave him…
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A man was talking to one of his friends
A man was talking to one of his friends named Jim when another friend walked up to them. The friend showed them that his head had become a giant pumpkin….
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A elderly couple were watching television
An elderly couple were sitting together watching television. During one of those commercials, the husband asked his wife, “Whatever happened to our make love relations?” After a long thoughtful silence,…
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A farm wife called the local phone company
A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called and that on the few occasions, When it did ring,…
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A elderly man told his wife for aeroplane ride
An elderly man told his wife, Honey we have done everything in our life except ride in an aeroplane. Let’s do it, she said OK. They went to the airport…
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This dog walks into a post office
This dog walks into a post office and says to the Postmaster. “I need to send a telegram.” The Postmaster says “OK, what is it?” The dog says “I need…
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The husband comes home drunk
The husband comes home drunk and breaks some crockery, vomits and falls down on the floor: His wife pulls him up and cleans everything. The next day when he gets…
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A couple wanted to join a church
A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, “We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having make love for two weeks.”…
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Little Johnny was visiting a friend
Little Johnny was visiting a friend of his in New York during the winter. He and his friend went outside to play in the snow. After about an hour, his…
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Four married guys went fishing
Four married guys went fishing. After an hour or so, the following conversation took place: First guy: “You have no idea what I had to do to be able to…
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The old man placed an order for one hamburger
The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front…
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Russ and Fred two friends met in the park
Russ and Fred, two friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Russ didn’t show up. Fred didn’t…
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Grandma asks him about his day
Little Johnny comes home from school and his Grandma asks him about his day. Little Johnny says, “Oh, the school was fun. We were learning make love education. The teacher…
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A farmer was taking three of his donkeys
A farmer was taking three of his donkeys for sale to the market. On the way, he saw a river and decided to have a dip. Since he had only…
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A crusty old man walks into a bank
A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller, “I want to open a account here.” The astonished woman replies, “I beg your pardon, but that…
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Johnny told dad to take a shower
Johnny told dad to take a shower. “I’m scared, can I take a shower with you?” Johnny said. “No, son, that would be weird,” his father replied. “Please?” he cried….
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Dolly wanted a new living room set
Dolly wanted a new living room set but her husband kept saying. “No.” Every day she would ask him to please let her have the set. Every day he would…