A man and his wife enter a dentist’s office. The wife says “I need a tooth pulled. No gas or Novocain! I’m in a terrible hurry....
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man realised that...
The husband called the wife on the phone and said, “Today I will bring dinner from the Second Wife”. He came home and knocked. And was...
Wife : Am I looking fat? Husband : Yes Wife : Shut up. Don’t you ever dare talk to me!! Wife : Am I looking fat?...
An elderly couple was having breakfast one fine morning. When the wife ask her husband, “Are you going to marry right after I die?” What a...
A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself....
A wife asked her husband to describe her. He said, ‘You’re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K’. She said, ‘What does...
A couple was relating their vacation experiences to a friend. “It sounds as if you had a great time in Texas,” the friend observed. “But didn’t...
A couple were out doing some Christmas shopping together. The shopping centre was packed, and as the wife emerged from a shoe and handbag shop, she...
A couple is dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They phone for a cab, turn on a night light, cover their pet parakeet...