A cat died and went to Heaven. God met the animal at the Pearly Gates […]
An elderly man travelling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But […]
Little Johnny and Billy were engaging in the time-honoured tradition of a verbal battle like […]
On a warm evening, a man walks into a bar one night. He goes up […]
Two couples are having their wedding reception in the same hotel, and the two grooms […]
Little Johnny was playing in his room,… when his dad walked in and explained that […]
A middle aged man was talking to his elderly father. “I wanted to thank you […]
A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 AM. The wife picks […]
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if […]
The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office. “How […]
An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. […]
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A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something. […]
A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer calls […]
Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was […]
On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next to […]
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had […]
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A young […]
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her […]
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem […]