A young man climbs a mountain to a ledge, where there sits an old man with a sword in his lap. The young man says, “I...
A little boy opened the big old family Bible and with fascination, he looked at the old pages as he turned them. Then something fell out...
A guy was standing in a bar when a stranger walks in. After a while they get to talking and at about 10:30 PM the second...
Three elderly men are taking a walk outside their nursing home. The first one says, “Windy, isn’t it?” The second one says, “No, it’s Thursday!” The...
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what would you like for Christmas?” The child stared at him open mouthed...
A man with a piece of paper in his hand comes into an office where another man is sitting next to a shredding machine. “Do you...
An eighty-year-old man was having an annual physical. As the doctor was listening to his heart with the stethoscope, he began muttering, “Oh oh!” The man...
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking, their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. ‘I got a cookbook once,’ said one, ‘but I could never do anything with...
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a much younger salesman. “Is there something in particular I can show you?” he...
A guy goes into a drugstore to buy rubber pack. “What size?” asks the clerk. “Gee, I don’t know.” “Go see Sophie in aisle 4.” He...