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Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park. Suzie comes along chomping on […]
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A business man from New York decided to quit his job and buy a 200 […]
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A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow $200 for six […]
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front, husbands in back. Herb says to […]
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about […]
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a bar. […]
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor. The doctor says, “Your wife […]
Three blondes are talking about their boyfriends. “It’s funny,” says Samantha, “Peter’s balls are always […]
A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3 in the morning. […]
A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder. Looking up, […]
A young boy asked his mother “Ma, is it true that people can be taken […]
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As […]
A man went to the Doctor and the doctor told him he had only 24 […]
A woman goes to the doctor with a black eye, and really looking rough. The […]
An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand, and […]