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A man went to his lawyer and told him, “My neighbor owes me $500 and […]
A cowboy runs into a bar and says to the bartender, “Give me twenty shots […]
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A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear […]
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An Irishman is walking along the beach one day, and he sees a bottle laying […]
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A man walks in a bank, pulls out a gun, and robs the bank… Then […]
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