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A rancher was minding his own business when an FBI agent came up up to him and said, “We got a tip that you may be...
A funeral service is held for a woman who just passed away. As the pallbearers carry the casket out, they accidentally bump into a wall. They...
Bill wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of...
Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to...
A man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop...
Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favourite bar, drinking beer. Jim turns to Bob and says, “You know, I’m tired of going through life without...
A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door. She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there....
A hotel guest calls the front desk and the clerk answers, “May I help you sir? The man says, “Yes, I’m in room 858. You need...
Ever since I was a child, I’d always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink and told...
A son took his old father to a restaurant for an evening dinner. Father being very old and weak, while eating, dropped food on his shirt...
I got chatting to a girl in a club. “Can I buy you a drink ?” I asked. “Have you not got a girlfriend ?” she...
A couple, both 78, went to a therapist’s office in Winter Haven, Florida. The doctor asked, “What can I do for you.” The man asked, “Will...
A lady walks into a pet store. She sees a beautiful parrot with a sign on its cage: $10 OBO The lady asks the pet shop...
A sixteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche and his parents began to yell and scream, “Where did you get that truck?!” He...
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Alberta. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the...
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to...
A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she...
There were two brothers who were always up to some mischief. If somebody had been locked up in his house or if somebody’s dog had been...
A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day but I have to...
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, “Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on...
