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A woman goes to the supermarket. She starts walking up and down the aisles. Each […]
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Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench enjoying a cigarette. A woman stopped, “excuse […]
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A man went to his doctor and asked him how to prolong the lovemaking experience. […]
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Two women go out one night without their husbands. They go to a bar, have […]
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One old lady turns […]
A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet […]
Joe woke up one morning and looked for his wife, but his wife wasn’t there. […]
A Jewish man went to eat at a Chinese restaurant and started to wonder if […]
Two neighbors, one is rich and the other is poor. The poor have a magic […]
One night a man has a dream that he died and went to heaven. He […]
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The phone rings at the local police station. “Hello? I’m calling to report my neighbor, […]
Four guys are playing golf together and talking about how successful their sons are. The […]
An art teacher, a math teacher, and a science teacher are all arguing over which […]